if i were a superhero who would i be........?.......hmmmmmm

How’s it going man? So today, this post is dedicated to superheroes world over, as well as comic book geeks that just got an erection!

You know, growing up all I ever wanted to be was a superhero, I was convinced that superheroes can fly across the world in the blink of an eye, stop a train travelling faster than the speed of sound, dead in its tracks with their hands and best of all have an endless bevy of beauties throwing themselves at them everywhere they go. But u know what’s even worse, those superheroes that were already cool even before they got their abilities. I have thought of about 5 of these guys that definitely have it easy.

First off Peter Parker, or Spidey, ok sure he lives in a crappy apartment, has a crap job that pays shit, and is always under attack from the press, but just think about this, he gets to wake up next to everyone’s favourite “girl –next- door” Mary Jane Watson!

Next up Johnny Storm or Fantastic 4’s Human Torch, he grew up working on fast cars and motorcycles and has probably been through more chicks then a KFC processing plant. All this before he could even “flame on!!!”
Next up is Bruce Wayne or the Batman, he had a rich and pampered life that would make a princess jealous, he lives in a mansion, has a multi- billion dollar corporation, and in all the batman movies I’ve seen, he never has to work for his money!

Next up is Tony Stark or Iron Man, let me just put it this way, he makes Batman look like a little bitch. He’s richer and has seen more supermodel ass then a toilet seat at a supermodel convention, but you know what he always has a steel plated wedgie!!

And by far the coolest superhero before he even got his superhero abilities has to be Reed Richards or the front man for Fantastic 4. He’s a super smart scientist, and not the mad kind, and even though he may not be the richest on my list and may even be a bigger geek then Spiderman’s alter ego, he is number one on my list, because every day he gets to go home to the super hot, Jessica Alba, I now understand why they call him Mr. Fantastic