this is the Oscars right?????

Ok so every film is made with the hopes of 2 things, making a truck load of money and getting an Oscar nomination. This post will not be about movies that have been nominated for an Oscar of 3 (The Reader) it will however be about 6 of the craziest moments, caught live on television, that ever went down at the Oscars.......

1. In the year 1995, the usually funny David Letterman hosted the Oscars and made a complete fool of himself when he introduced Uma Thurman to Oprah Winfrey. He was like, Uma Oprah, Oprah Uma, Uma Oprah, Oprah Uma, and kept at this until the cameras had to cut to commercial because producers of the show realised that David Letterman, was getting a case of the nerves. That and the crowd started booing him! SHAME!

2. In the year 1985, Sally Field (the lady that played the mom on the show Brothers and Sisters and you probably may know her as Robin Williams’ Miss Doubtfire’s Wife) uttered out those 7 infamous words, that made her publicists want to enrol her in self esteem seminars – “You like me, you really like me”. No Sally Field, we really don’t!

3. Who could forget Adrien Brody’s acceptance speech in 2003, for The Pianist, when he strolled right up to Halle Berry, who was presenting the award, wrapped his arms around her and started French kissing the shit out of her........guyse the Oscar, he just made out with Storm! NICE!!!

4. This spot belongs to the very “confident” Jack Palance, at the 1992 Oscars, he proved to the world that you don’t have to be old and weak when he got down on the stage and did not 1 but 3 one armed push ups! If you ask me that Gillette he used was probably made in a nuclear plant, damn! A 400 year old man doing one armed push ups! What next the guy with the nose from the pianist hooking up with Halle Berry...................wait a minute!!!

5. Is when David Niven, the British Actor, got streaked at the 1974 Oscars, by a dude wearing nothing else but a porn star moustache!!!! And as if the whole thing was planned, David turned ever- so- casually around back to the audience and said “ Poor chap, isn’t it fascinating that the only way that man will ever get laughs in his life is by stripping down and showing his short comings”....CLASSIC!!!!

6. And the craziest thing that has ever happened at the Oscars belongs to none other than, the man himself Marlon Brando of the God Father. Not only did he refuse to receive his Oscar, he sent up this chick dressed as an American- Indian in a 50’s western movie to tell the people, the reason he didn’t want to receive the Oscar was because he was embarrassed about the way the film industry was treating American Indians......fair on.......BUT, it turned out later that the chick who was dressed up as an American Indian was actually a Mexican “adult- film” star and that both her and him were stoned out of their heads and high on every other imaginable drug available during the Oscars......EFFORT!!!!!!